Post by 73Nova73 on Apr 20, 2004 22:03:17 GMT -5
BARTENDER TALK
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make
conversation about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another
drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "50." The robot then said, "So, are you
Republicans really going to vote for George Bush again?"
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make
conversation about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another
drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "50." The robot then said, "So, are you
Republicans really going to vote for George Bush again?"
Here, ricer ricer ricer.. Come here ricer, come here boy! That's a good ricer..Come here boy, I'm not gonna hurt you... 
DIE RICER DIE! DIE DIE DIE! 