Post by SinisterCRX on Mar 6, 2004 23:09:41 GMT -5
Why do people resort to rice? Why? It looks so stupid. Fifteen foot rear spoilers? Come on. LED exhaust tips? WTF! And for any of you that are going to call me rice because I drive a Honda, 
! My cousin Chris (nothing against him) is ricing out his Honda Accord. Instead of going for performance or whatnot, he's decided to do stupid crap. He decided to take the decent-looking gray interior and painted it blue and white. (His car is black)
He's going to stick on a rear spoiler. Big deal, right? Not when it costs $200 and its like 40" high! HOLY HELL! Sure, downforce is good for the backwheels.. when its a REAR WHEEL DRIVE. It's just going to make him look dumb and make his car slower than it already is. He's also buying a muffler and an intake for his car. Big deal, right? Well, he's buying an AEM intake, because according to him "AEM is the only one that works, it gives you 70+ ft/lbs of torque!"
Stupid ass... Gonna spend 180 dollars or so on something he could make himself for $40. Also, buying a muffler. Big deal? Not when it has a SEVEN INCH TIP! Also, he wants to fix his Camaro (83 Camaro Z28 with Cross fire injection, posi rearend, just plain schweet) with a 350 and a 350 turbo transmission.. To do what? Sell it and buy an Evo body kit for his Accord and paint it ORANGE. wtf. I hope he wrecks the car before he puts all this money into it. Also, he bought under-car neons for his car. But then he also bought like, 15 neons for the inside of his car. He also has a system. Nother no biggie, right? Not when it shakes the whole car and vibrates the doors, essentially making it sound like the car is going to fall into a million pieces any second, and he wont buy Dynamat or anything. Sorry for complaining so damned much, but he ticks me off with this. My cousin is a Ricer. What should I do? 
! My cousin Chris (nothing against him) is ricing out his Honda Accord. Instead of going for performance or whatnot, he's decided to do stupid crap. He decided to take the decent-looking gray interior and painted it blue and white. (His car is black)He's going to stick on a rear spoiler. Big deal, right? Not when it costs $200 and its like 40" high! HOLY HELL! Sure, downforce is good for the backwheels.. when its a REAR WHEEL DRIVE. It's just going to make him look dumb and make his car slower than it already is. He's also buying a muffler and an intake for his car. Big deal, right? Well, he's buying an AEM intake, because according to him "AEM is the only one that works, it gives you 70+ ft/lbs of torque!"
Stupid ass... Gonna spend 180 dollars or so on something he could make himself for $40. Also, buying a muffler. Big deal? Not when it has a SEVEN INCH TIP! Also, he wants to fix his Camaro (83 Camaro Z28 with Cross fire injection, posi rearend, just plain schweet) with a 350 and a 350 turbo transmission.. To do what? Sell it and buy an Evo body kit for his Accord and paint it ORANGE. wtf. I hope he wrecks the car before he puts all this money into it. Also, he bought under-car neons for his car. But then he also bought like, 15 neons for the inside of his car. He also has a system. Nother no biggie, right? Not when it shakes the whole car and vibrates the doors, essentially making it sound like the car is going to fall into a million pieces any second, and he wont buy Dynamat or anything. Sorry for complaining so damned much, but he ticks me off with this. My cousin is a Ricer. What should I do? 
Here, ricer ricer ricer.. Come here ricer, come here boy! That's a good ricer..Come here boy, I'm not gonna hurt you... 
DIE RICER DIE! DIE DIE DIE! 
